Nashbingus

Here is what will happen to you when you go to a National NACA conference in Nashville:

-You'll drive with Rory Scovel.
-You'll prepare hundreds of sample dvds that you aren't thrilled with.
-You will literally whore yourself to dozens of college kids that couldn't care less
-You'll wear absurd outfits and somehow not stand out
-You'll say things like: 'If we don't get some shows out of this, I'll kill you Rory."
-You'll stay at the Opryland Hotel in Nashville and it will be the largest building you can imagine. Its like a city...an orange, country music city.
-You're friend Blaire will be there and she'll have to literally kick you several times to stop talking because you are ruining a sale by talking too much
-Rory won't be able to print labels for his dvds
-He'll also give you a bunch of cases for yours
-You'll discuss how horrible NACA is because it screws artists
-This discussion is tempered because getting booked is awesome
-You'll tell all the kids how much you love performing at colleges.
-You'll remember to email Ryan Conner when you get home because you hate him because he performs at a lot of colleges and you don't.
-You don't really hate Ryan. You're just jealous.
-You're not really jealous because you want success for your friends.
-You just want the exact same success and other stuff...which I guess means that you are jealous.
-The drive down will suck
-The drive back, when you leave at 1:30 AM, will absolutely honk.
-There will be a torrential rain storm that will make you slow down to 35 mph and put on your hazard lights while trucks fly by you at 4 AM.
-This will go on for an hour.
-Rory will have to stop 8 times to potty.
-You'll think the trip went well overall but are glad to be done with it.
-Your evaluation will wait to see if you get any bookings from this.

Thanks Blaire...and Rory....but mostly Blaire.