Dallas Week

It is Dallas Week for my beloved Washington Redskins. This means several things:

1) I hate the dallas cowboys
2) The game is huge (especially because one team will be in an 0-2 toilet in the toughest division in sports)
3) Everything is just a little bit more focused...for all of us. We are on edge. There is an electricity in the air. We are touchy.

Here is my list of my most hated all time teams in all levels of sports:

1) dallas cowboys
2) new york yankees
3) the soviet union
4) the philadelphia eagles
5) virginia tech
6) the newer version of york football giants
7) Veinna Little League
8) the newer version of new york knickerbockers
9) the 1994 Cobb County Georgia Babe Ruth Team
10) the Mount Vernon Post American Legion team from 1997

That is the list. No one should root for these teams in our society. They exist only to plague the living.

No shows this weekend. Who wants shows on a weekend?

Wed the 20th I am at the Arlington Cinema 'N Drafthouse for a really cool contest. DC's best local comics are competing for a nice prize but it is all in good fun. Show should be a good time and it starts at 7:45. Come on down and support the team.

Also, if you are around Bethesda this weekend, my boys Jon Mumma and Doug Powell will be dominating the Bethesda Hyatt this Saturday. I'll be hedlining there next week on the 23rd. Shows start at 8.

dallas week b*tches.