How to Bomb at 2 Venues in One Day

1) Be Danny Rouhier
2) Go to an AIDS benefit show that started 30 minutes late.
3) Make sure the show is completely not designed for comedy
4) Follow a woman playing a bongo drum, a poet, and a Cuban female story-teller that tells a boring story about brothers named 'Tito' and 'Tati'. Ensure that she has a completely stereotypical accent like she is doing a female 'Scarface'.
5) Make sure the crowd has no idea comedy is coming on next.
6) try and get them going and soon realize its going to be useless.
7) entertain the one guy in the crowd that likes you.
8) ask him to hang out and get turned down.
9) Rush to Dremos
10) Perform for an apathetic crowd
11) mail in your effort because you don't think you can do well
12) Feel terrible about yourself because Jeff Maurer absolutely ripped in one of the greatest comedic performances I have ever seen (actually totally serious about that. The crowd was totally not into it and Jeff was relentless. They had no choice but to laugh. It was just awesome. F-ing hilarious.).
13) Drown your sorrows in a Chipotle Burrito

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