-When you post that you have an apt for rent on craigslist from France at 2Am local time, when you get home Sunday afternoon to the States, you will have 147 responses.
-When you travel to France, they will be playing in the World Cup and continue to win until you leave. Each victory will send the entire nation into a frenzy. You will be at a super-tight function on the Saturday when Brazil gets upset by France at the most popular bar on the Champs d' Elyses and when the game ends, you will go outside and see the most wondrous spectacle in the world. People will be celebrating into the morning and there will be 10s of thousands of people parading around the streets. People will be on fire and this will be normal. No one has ever had more mirth than those thousands of humans.
-Finding a place to live sucks. Also, the physical act of moving makes you play the 'would you rather...' game. You will decide that you would rather get kicked in the shin once per day while simultaneously getting a steel pipe to the funny bone than move.
-When your friends get married in Paris, you will ride upon a giant and joyous yacht. You will go up and down the Seinne through the highlights of Paris. You will realize that you don't belong there and hope that no one notices because its so tight.
-You will sweat like a prison snitch as you are in the center of the dancing circle. For the rest of the trip, the groom's father will call you: 'Michael Jackson'. You ignore the possible implication that you like to make dirty with young boys and focus on the dancing elements.
-When you go to the Alps with your peeps, you will miss your boy Michel. Also, you will have a startling realization that you are in 1/10 the shape you were 2 years ago when you went on the hikes. You will play a little game with yourself where you try to convince yourself and others that's its because you have been boozing for 8 straight nights and just had minor toe surgery but you will know that its because you are a slob.
-You will be appearing at the Baltimore Comedy Factory this weekend with Comedic Stud Nick DiPaolo. Show schedule is on the site but you will repeat it to reinforce the info: Thursday@ 8, Friday @8, 10, and 12, Saturday @ 7, 9, and 11.
Information session...complete.
Read the 'Power of One'. It is mint.
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