Glossary and Spellex

I don't know what a Spellex is but I always remember it at the back of text books...

As a public service, before me popularity sweeps the nation and I become a deity of comedic enterprises, I wanted to give you, the reader a little segment that magazines have tried to do in the past called: "What are your kids saying?" Where slang terms are analyzed and defined for parents. Your FunnyDanny uses several terms and here I will provide a definition and the origin so you know what your pretend children might be saying in an undefined length of time.

Mirth(ful) = Goodness, joy, feelings of palpable wonderfulness.
Origin -FunnyDanny

Filth(y) = Disgusting but not always in a bad way (eg. FunnyDanny exhibited 'filthy' dance moves). Difficult to top, sweaty, possibly mirthful, unappealing to outsiders but especially appealing to those within the group, grimey, amusing, talented...
Origin - My boys Jon, Hutto, Stran-jay, and FunnyDanny/Baseball terminology

Honks = undesirable, terrible, uncomfortable, the worst. An un-good situation by any standards. Frustating, irritating, a debacle.
Origin - My boys Quinn, Brain, and FunnyDanny

HHHHHooooooollllllller = Awkward segway either on stage or off. Uncomfortable transition. Nothing else to say so the awk is turned around.
Origin - Rory Scovel, Ryan Conner, FunnyDanny

Segggs (Also, make the seggs, do the seggs, seggsual congress) = intercourse. Usually refers to deviance of some kind. Never refers to significant others because those stories are not interesting.
Origin - Jon, FunnyDanny

Bama = This is a tricky definition to nail down b/c it is quite broad. One can never fully describe all aspects of a bama. Here are some. Usually male. Can be popular but is actually worthless. Can be liked but only by other bamas and terrible chicks. Might use terms seen on hip hop shows in common parlance. Might say things like, "git 'er done" in all seriousness. Usually, fits into a stereotype of a certain group/excessively representative of a demographic. Always a derogatory term. Can range from 'Sh*t-eating southern capitol hill guy in a suit at a dive bar' to a redneck kid with too much base in his car and jewelry to a person that dresses excessively 'hip hop, without any sort of recording deal in place...
Origin - St. Albans School for boys student lounge...

The Hotness = Tight, desirable, entertaining
Origin - FunnyDanny, Paris Hilton

Tight (the tightness, super-tight, game-tight, playoff tight) = mirthful, desirable, wondrous, special, good
Origin - originally, St. Albans School for boys student lounge. Brought back by FunnyDanny, Rams, and others

Mint = Particularly apt, or well fitting. A well placed stroke or trump. Not always tight. Exhibits traits of a RUYA or Whammy!
Origin - Edward William Jeffcoat Pell

RUYA (also see RUMA, RUHA, and RUQA for my boy Quinn and RULA for my friend Lucie) = acronym for 'Right Up Your A$$'. Usually combined with the International symbol for 'RUYA'...
Origin - Brain

Crushed (crushing, crush) = Dominated on stage. Great set that is well received.
Origin - Ryan Conner, FunnyDanny

Young = bootsy, of or pertaining to something that honks, beat, unfortunate, annoying, irritating, sub-par, and unneccessary obstacle's traits, hard to believe because of terribleness.

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