Falling Cats

Question: "Hey Danny, how was your show last night?"
Answer: "There was no show."
Question: "Why not?"
Answer: "The dude who runs the show, his cat felt out of the window and was injured and had to be taken to the vet." .............................. Seriously.

That's what happened. Several points here:

1) Cats are terrible

2) Men with cats are not to be trusted

3) Every girl believes her cat is different. When in reality, it is not.

4) I was under the impression that when a cat fell (this one fell from the 2nd floor), it always landed on its feet and was OK. Kind of like magic...which is why they should not be trusted.

5) A very wise Chinese philosopher believed that the souls of the d*mned sinners of the world were trapped for a lifetime inside the bodies of cats. Some would wish to break free and would try to live well and please their masters so that they could attain peace. There were others that lived to curse mankind and who's sole purpose on earth was to torment the world of men.

6) I made up #5 but it was believable wasn't it?

Rory, Jaystings (Jay Hastings) and I are going to see the Omen tonight. Note: The preview for this movie gave me a horrible nightmare...the preview...like the 'before viewing, check out this little 2 minute teaser of some of the things you'll see if you go to this film'...that gave me nightmares. Why would I do this? It is not clear at this time but rumor has it I hate restful sleep and feeling secure. Please, will someone put Emily Rose on hold...Damien is calling on line 6...