Funny Danny's guide to Shooting a Commercial

As I mentioned, I shot a commercial yesterday. If all goes according to plan, many shall witness it. Not spoiling what it was for or why they picked me but, suffice to say, the occurrence was mirthful and I believe the product shall be tight upon completion which will lead to airtime which will lead to people thinking that I am tight or the biggest D-bag in the history of life. Either way, television b*tches.

Points of information:

1) You will have to go to the bathroom 37 times. At least, I had to. I am unable to explain this and I assume that everyone experiences this when they shoot a commercial because I am very self-centered.

2) Its helpful to have a tight director/producer named Jim Jones be responsible for the commercial shoot. Jim is the hotness. He recognizes the humor and also sees that others have the humor and allows said humor to come forth. This leads to mirth.

3) The commercial shoot will take several hours. Many people will constantly be upset with you for screwing around...They will not have patience with you because you are ADD and even less when you tell them you are a comedian.

4) Lunch will be pizza

5) There will be a girl that looks like a combination of Jasmine Guy and Flora from the Real World. She will be very nice and think you are funny and she will know that she looks like both women got together for some Brundle-style gene-splicing (reference to 'The Fly'. Jeff Goldblum's 3rd greatest role. Behind the awkward nerdy dude in Jurassic Park and the television voice for 'Duke Nukem' on the new Captain Planet). I have attached pictures of both women at the top of the page. Imagine them combining...do it now...I'll wait...

6) If you are a woman and you live near Bethesda, there is a super game tight stylist you must see. Fact. She is hot and her name is Heather. Salon Central. 301 767 1077. Look them up and go there. She is mint.

7) You will wear makeup and be uncomfortable doing so. Heather will make it so that its OK

You should now be able to shoot a commercial. Hope this guide was helpful.

Last tidbit: The hyatt show on Saturday night was unbearably awesome. Memo to the universe: if you can go somewhere and see Jon Mumma, Rory Scovel, Jared Stern, Ryan Conner, and Danny Rouhier, you go there and you see them.