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Friday, February 03, 2006

Full House

I used to love the show Full House. When I was a child, it was pretty mint. I can go toe to toe with most people on FHT (Full House Trivia). What was Stephanie's middle name? Take you time and search it...or just read this: Judith. Respect.

Speaking of Stephanie. After she was on the show, she married an LA police officer when she was 20. Then, as the money gradually went away, she got bored with not getting any acting jobs and such. It was because of this boredom, that she began to take methamphedimines...daily. There was a Full House intervention with Saget and Candice Cameron Bure (she married Pavel Bure of the NHL who was unstopable in NHL '94 on Sega Genesis) and others and Jodie Sweetin checked herself into a clinic. I am not making this up. Read about it today. Google it you lazy punks if you don't believe me.

What's the point? 2 fold.

1st: its always bad to be a child star. Best case scenario: you are not scarred for life and can become a hot adult like Soleil Moon Frye. Worst case scenario? You all know these.

2nd point: In the later seasons of the show, when Stephanie was an awkward teenager (and they also decided not to change actresses which is admirable), they gave her some absurdly hot friends. One of these friends was named 'Gia' (Jee-uh). She was played by a girl named Marla Sokoloff (see pic). I made a bet with my buddy Casey that this chick would one day end up doing softcore on Cinemax. Its looking good so far as her tv credits are dwindling...do it Marla...do it...



Tonight at Maryland, Ryan and the Matts and yours truly will Rock the Casbah. The hotness ensues around 6. Respect.

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