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Tuesday, February 21, 2006

Team Canada



I love this girl.

Since I am new to the Bachelor phenomenon, I had never before seen their 'week before the finale show where we drag all the rejected chicks back into a studio and talk sh*t about everything but its really just a lame excuse to drag the show out one extra week' show. My girl, Team Canada, was the star. She didn't do the angry/bitterness/sh*t talk about the other girls, even the ones that they all clearly hated. She was over it. She was the only one with any sense and capability of rational thought. What a star. They had the idiot on for a few minutes and he faced a couple of awkward questions. Overall, he was as boring as he usually is. He is also a dummy for making terrible decisions. He's smarter than me because he's a doctor, but he's made some poor life decisions. Idiot. Team Canada: I am available to be friends.

24 was mint. I did find it kind of irritating that they couldn't just tell Rudy what was happening after Jack got the info from Nathanson. Initially, you had to keep it quiet, and my girl Audrey was backed into a corner but it seems reasonable that once the meeting happened and they got the info, you could come clean without repercussions because all the actions make sense. Rudy has been annoying since arriving on the show.

The first lady, again, has had the busiest day of all time. She is now in a targeted limo with the Russian president and his wife. If they do get hit, it saves us from going to war with Russia. A ballsy move.

Schedule:

Tonight: 8:30 show at the Jojo Restaurant at 1518 U street. Its a fundraiser for the Didactic Theater Company and we all know how I feel about the theater...I feel good about it. I feel really good.


Tomorrow: Other stuff

Thursday: I'm going to try and go for a quick run before I go to Topaz.

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