Vegas

This past weekend I was in Las Vegas. Rory Scovel (www.roryscovel.com) and I dominated Vegas...if by dominated you mean had Vegas take all our money so that we couldn't even afford to go the greatest strip club in the entire universe that is the size of 3 football fields and every chick is hot and the people watching is great and they have buffalo wings so we stayed in the room and slept in the same bed. What.

Many wondrous stories took place and Ryan and Rory will have a bunch of great jokes. I will not have any new jokes as I am still in a self-loathing hating comedy phase after the DC Improv Contest last Tuesday (my birthday. Thanks judges. Hey, pony-tailed judge, yes you, cut your pony-tail it looks silly, then you can judge some comedy. aaaaaiiiiiigggggghhhhtt chief.).

Ryan and i are gearing up for the Boston Comedy Festival. Should be a filthy time. My performance slot is Sept 13 at 9 PM at the Comedy Vault in Boston. Tell a friend.

I am going to do something special at Dremos tonight if anyone can make it.