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Monday, September 24, 2007

If You Were A _______


This is the name of my favorite game to play. I randomly think of something that someone in the room would be and tell them they would be it. The recipient doesn't understand and is immediately defensive or, pretends not to be defensive.


Examples:


I tell my buddy that if he was an airline, he'd be Lufthansa. Why? No one knows.


I told my special lady friend that if she was an NFL official, she'd be Ed Hochuli (pictured). There is simply no good reason for this, but it's hysterical. I suggest you try it with your friends. Employ the ADD and let your mind wander.
If you want to inform your friend that if he was a car, he'd be a PT Cruiser, then do so.
If you want to tell your buddy that if he were a baseball pitch, he'd be a foshball, by all means, proceed.
If you think your mom would be an antelope if she were an animal, then she sould know that.
The real point here is that I don't have anything to write about.
Dear reader, if you were a lake, you'd be lake Minnetonka.
Danny

1 comment:

Abby said...

What am I??