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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Yes!

Facts from 24 last night:

1) You cannot kill Robocop. Ever. Rent the trilogy. (Awesome that there is actually a trilogy)

2) Rudy had a little redemption. You also knew that Rudy would sacrifice himself for the team. THAT, is how Rudy rolls.

3) Bill Buchanan has a really deep voice. He sounds like a guy that is trying to make his voice deeper. He's like that guy in high school that lifts weights before everyone else does and is always flexing in front of girls and you can't believe that chicks like him because he is such an a$$ and then you are welcomed into the harsh reality that chicks always like terrible dudes and you try to be like that for a while but everyone can tell that its an act so not only do you not impress the girl but you are a complete tool for trying to act like an a$$ and failing which makes you worse than the first guy.

4) Jack Bauer can hold his breath for a long time. He can also get McDonald's breakfast after 10:30. Think about it. He'd yell at the guy about a hash brown and a sausage mcgriddle: 'They're right there! I can see them! Just give them to me!' You think dude wouldn't just give it to him? He's read the file; he knows what Jack can do.

5) Elisha Cuthbert-Rouhier, while hot (and my future wife along with Jennifer Love Rouhier and Natalie Portman-Rouhier in a wonderful tryst of mirth and sharing), is very b*tchy on the show. She does a good job.

6) Audrey Rains, my boy Ramsey's favorite character, is just plain tight. My friend Sarah looks like her. The only difference is that Sarah does not make authoritative decisions like Audrey does.

7) This is the best show on network tv by so far its silly.

8) It still cannot compare to the Sopranos which, in this reporter's humble opinion, has absolutely got to rank as the greatest show of all time.

My blog is done for today. Keeping it short and real. Always Repping Glover Park in DC. Always.

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