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Friday, September 30, 2005

SATELLITE TICKET INFO

Speaking of Satellite, I ate breakfast this morning. McDonald's hotcakes. Really good. I ate my food expertly with just the right mix of pace and taste distribution with the sausage/butter/syrup. Rory had a bagel. Rory ate his pretty well too. Rory is in Satellite. It then hit me that all 7 members of Satellite are incredible eaters. We must the 7 best eaters in the DC and Baltimore area and anyone who doesn't think so is a mark a$$ busta, or a trick a$$ mark, or a mark a$$ mark busta punk b*tch.

OK, here we go. Satellite ticket information. Tickets are only $5. You must reserve them in advance because this show will sell out. You will reserve a ticket and receive a confirmation and then you must pay at the door. The show starts at 8 and if you are not there to claim your ticket by 7:50, it can be sold to walk-ups so get there early!

To reserve tickets, send an email with the following:
1) Your Name
2) The number of tickets you would like to reserve

Send the email to satelliteshows@gmail.com

Holler

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