Modern Marvels

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Arbitrarily, I am going to now list the all time most underrated tight inventions. Everyone remembers the big inventions like the printing press, the wheel, and flight. These are the things that we forget how tight they are and if we were without them, life as humans would be unmirthfull.

10) Shoes: it hurts to walk barefoot.
9) Deodorant: People stink without this substance. Amazing
8) Toothpaste: makes brushing that much more effective end eliminates young breath. Note: I did not know to brush my tongue until I was 18; never heard it or thought of it. It really helps eliminate young breath.
7) Movies: it gives dudes stuff to quote and gives chicks the following list of comments: A) I've seen parts of it B) I can't remember quotes like that C) Every guy remembers movie quotes, that is so weird!
6) Sports: recreation, exercise, competition as opposed to wars and running.
5) Cheese: The tightest food. Every non-desert is enhanced with cheese (except cereal). No idea how it is made but I am cool with that. If you have to ask yourself, do I have enough cheese? The answer is no because if you had enough, you wouldn't have to ask.
4) The internet.com: What would people do at work?
3) Gatorade: So da*mned refreshing.
2) Sundresses: the ultimate female enhancer. There needs to be a constitutional amendment that states that if the temp is between 67-100, females must wear sundresses. It makes 5s look like 8s. They are wondrous and should always be worn always. Whoever makes the fashion trends is foolish. I wish to strike that person in the face until he/she relents and makes sundresses the fashion always.
1) Air Conditioning: the ultimate RUYA to nature. We can live in harsh climates and be comfortable. Changing the temperature to our liking is the greatest underrated invention of all time.

That's it and that's all.