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Wednesday, February 22, 2006

10 Items or LESS!!!

I was just in line at Target (not Tar-jay) and I went to the express line which clearly says '10 Items or less'. It was the only line open at the time.

The woman in front of me had no fewer than 34 separate items. Even if you use the loosest possible definition of what an item is (multiple copies of one item count as one etc.), she still had way too much. The lady behind the counter asked:

"You..have less 10 item?"

-"Uh... (makes a motion like she is counting) yes".

What a b*tch. It took forever for each item to get loaded b/c the express lane is not ready to handle volume. There are different bagging procedures and such...listen, its technical. The point is, don't f*cking do that. I say again, blow darts for people who obey the rules. The dude behind me definitely would have shot this b*tch...blow darts.

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