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Thursday, May 18, 2006

Road Trippin

Fun times yesterday driving to and from Richmond with Kojo Mante, Andy Haynes and Rory Scovel. Driving places by yourself honks but road tripping with comedy buddies is mirthful and should be done be others.

Also, trying to win a comedy contest and having to go first is like hitting on a hot girl with her boyfriend standing next to her with his hand on her buttocks. Its going to be ugly and its pointless to even try. Its better to make a mockery of the situation and talk about the dude's metrosexual classic oxford button-down with the extra button undone to reveal some fake-tanning and trimmed chest hair...

I just checked on this, and the show lineup on Saturday night at the Hyatt is the greatest comedy lineup in this history of comedy shows ever created since the beginning of people doing activities started when the humans outlasted the dinosaurs in a power struggle that was turned to humanity by the advent of gunpowder by the Chinese and air supremecy from the Wright Brothers who are from Ohio.

Jon Mumma
Rory Scovel
Ryan Conner
Danny Rouhier

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