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Monday, August 07, 2006

The Picture Pose


This is one of my favorite things about girls. It begins when they are able to walk and continues forever. Every honey in the world, knows exactly what face she needs to make for a photo to 'turn out well'. When the taking of a picture is announced, groups of honies instintively flock to their positions and are assembled nearly instantaneously with said picture faces at the ready. Truly remarkable.

My friend Kelly, a funnydanny favorite, and her girls were in rare form this past Saturday night. Pics were flowing like liquids on a planet with gravity and these honies moved into pic position like herded animals (note: this is not to imply that any of these honies are anything less than astonishingly attractive. FunnyDanny does not role with woofers. Fact) before a rainstorm.

A sample of the picture pose is included above. I, without the aid of picture knowledge, look like a fool. A silly fool. The honies? Not foolish at all. They all knew exactly what they are doing and look at them. F-ing fabulous.

Joe Robinson and this guy brought some filthy mirth on Saturday night in Bethesda. Over 100 people listened to the humor and received joy for their cover charge.

The last thing I want to talk about is excellence. We all say that we try to pursue excellence in what we do but, deep down, we only know the limits of our own efforts. Everyone of us has a different yard stick to measure achievment and their own pursuit of excellence. Want to know mine? Petals Edge. The best wedding floral design team in the history of the world, Petals Edge brings the noise and/or funk in the most tasteful way possible. If you're getting married and want people to like the flowers, you call the honies at Petals Edge. They are the hotness like a party with The Thundercats playing Pictionary with Voltron. They are now linked in the Blanetheon to the right (Blog Pantheon) as they should be. RESPECT.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

ROFLMFAO!!!