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Wednesday, August 02, 2006

We Can Rendezvous At the Club Around 2...

Its hot out but don't be a pu$$y. Come to Rendezvous Lounge in Adams Morgan (2226 18th St. NW, Washington, DC). Its down at the bottom of the stip on 18th. The show will be tight and everything about it will be cool except for the hotness of the comedy but that is a firgurative metaphor as is the potential coolness of seeing the hotness.

Congrats and large ups to Kacie Wade. She has started 2, count them 2 new rooms for comics to perform in. We need to support these rooms as best we can. Broad Street Tavern in Falls Church and Clarendon Grill in Arlington. They're gonna get started soon and we will all hear more about these locations. Great job Kacie!

This has been and will continue to be, one the busiest 7 day periods of my life. Awkward.

Joe Saunders, threw great last night against the Oakland Athletics. I bring it up for a couple of reasons.
Reason 1) I hate that guy
Reason 2) I played against him in college and we absolutely ripped him. He came in so hyped up and he couldn't get through the 4th inning. His off-speed stuff may have sucked, but at least his fastball was flat. His line for the game? 3 2/3 IP, 6 ER, 9 hits, 4 walks, 1 K. I looked it up. And that dude beat the Oakland A's last night. I just realized baseball is stupid.
Reason 3) He went to Virginia Tech and V TECH is in my pantheon of teams that I absoultely hate the most. They are in a gentle spin cycle with the dallas cowboys, new version of york yankees, the philadelphia eagles, the new version of york football giants, virginia tech and duke. Right up all their a$$es that I don't capitalize their names.

The following teams are slowly working their way into a secondary hatred role:
The Chicago Bulls after Jordan retired/as long as Andres Nocioni is on the team, the Tampa Bay Buccanneers, the Cleveland Cavaliers as long as the NBA permits Lebron James to travel and push off, the Italian national soccer team, and Temple University.

That is all.

1 comment:

Kent said...

What time is the show?