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Thursday, April 20, 2006

The Following Takes Place...In My Heart


Sorry for the belated review. Finally got to watch this past week's 24 last night. 12AM-1AM was a mint hour. The first lady continues her journey through the most absurd emotional swings and plot buttresses. They should simply turn her into a piece of clay and just be outright honest that she is merely a device to help with the story and no longer a real person. It'll be easier on everyone.

I thought the Robocop to Progan phone call, resulting in Progan getting up in Seller's (Secretary Heller) mouth piece was particularly mint. 24 rule: Do not think that you have a better strategy than Jack Bauer. When you try and do it your way, you get your daughter stabbed in an artery where she can bleed to death and Robocop will get away.

24 Rule #2: If there is a situation where you have never met Jack Bauer and the said situation calls for you to cooperate with him, you will be shot. Always. Fact. Sucks, but, this show isn't about you is it Mr. Bank Manager/Evelyn/Seller's security dude?

Final thought: Psycho-Shari is really annoying. She set up Chloe and simply refuses to get the big picture. Why would you argue with Chloe? You wouldn't you little 'only tolerated because you're hot' crazy girl...I mean, she already doesn't like Super Gay Robot Voice Man (Miles), why would she pick his side over hers? You wouldn't is the answer to that little riddle.

My only question is where is Bierko? The dude just vanished after Jack told Curtis to bring him in. Also, where the hell is Curtis for that matter? He could have helped Jack escape or been part of the tac team sent to go get him. Come on Fox, Curtis is tight. He should be included.

The place that I would hang out if I lived in the 24 universe is at Bill Buchanan's house. There are chairs and couches but that dude never sits...

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