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Monday, April 24, 2006

NYC Recap

Tightness. Mirth. Joyous. Wondrous.

All these words are apt when describing the JL Cauvin compact disk recording in New York City at the Triad Theater. List of Facts:

1) The theater itself is a tight place
2) Said theater was packed with about 140 people
3) Said 140 people were joyous and participated constructively to the dynamic of the show
4) Said show was game tight as I crushed to open
5) Said show was also tight because JL ripped it like a Hulk Hogan tank top in the 80s
6) The after-party was tight because people liked us and complimented me a lot
7) This is why I do comedy

Anecdotal pieces of Nuevo York.

-Just because a train is supposed to come by a certain location in the subway, does not mean it will come at all. I waited for 30 minuts for a 'B' train which would take me exactly where I needed to go. After the third straight 'D' train came by, I began to think that there was in fact no B at all. I took the 4th D train and then had to take a cab.

-Factual information based on my experience. If you wake up and leave your apartment in Glover Park in Washington, DC at 7:40 AM on a Saturday and its 63 degrees and sunny and you only pack a polo shirt because the weather is so nice, it will be 39 and raining like the apocolypse in New York City. New York and I have gotten along better over the years but it still insists on doing something each trip to insure my discomfort. Its a little dance we do and neither will blink.

-If you take the train and are a decent sized guy (say, just under 6 feet and about 200 pounds), another big guy will always sit next to you on the train insuring that neither of you is comfortable. Go across the isle idiot! The girl was nearly 2 dimensional! Lots of elbow room for everyone you jacka$$!

-If you destroy at a club and there is an afterparty, people will compliment you. One girl, will approach you and compliment you at first, and then awkwardly get angry at you about one of JL's jokes and then go on for 10 minutes about why they should still play the national anthem at sporting events. You will agree with her and try to explain that you played baseball and are in fact, in favor of the anthem and she will continue to explain herself, repeating as she goes...

-My boy, filthy Hutto is always a spectacle when he goes out. My boy Strange, was a debacle on stilts on Saturday evening. I felt ashamed and disgusted. Afterwards, I went to the fire station and ask that they hose me off in a back shower...

Thanks so much to everyone who came out to the show! JL and I really appreciate it and hope you had a good time!

Funny Danny Calendar:

Tuesday: Great show at the Wonderland Ballroom in Mt. Pleasant. Show starts at 8. Jon Mumma, Rory Scovel, Larry Poon, Justin Schlegel, Doug Powell, Seaton Smith, Frank Hong, Erin Jackson and more. Incredible line-up at the first showcase. 1101 Kenyon Street NW. Free show.

Friday: The Geek Comedy Tour 3000 returns with a 5 button combo vengeance. We will be at Topaz Bar in Dupont. Show starts at 8 and features lots of funny people crushing. 1733 N Street. Info about us available at http://www.macdweeb.com/geekcomedy/

Saturday: Bethesda Literary Festival. Saturday night at 8. Show at the Barking Dog in Bethesda. www.TheBarkingDogOnline.com
Featuring George Peacock, Jeff Maurer, Chris White and myself. Show is free and will be a blast. Bethesda. What.

Holler

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