Drafts

I had a fantasy NBA draft last night. I had my heart set on a pick and then choked under pressure and took someone else. My war room was disgusted. My question is, is this what it feels like to be engaged? I feel like every time I check my fantasy lineup I'll have to give it the same 'OK, whatever you say sweetie' smile that guys give their wives/fiances when they are dying inside thinking about the really hot girl that got away that time in Memphis when she asked me to dance but I had just gotten there and when I told her no my boys wanted to stab me in the legs and then she danced with some other guy and went home with him and then I saw her on ESPN a few months later because she was in the finals of the "MISS HAWAIIAN TROPIC" competition.

I still wake up late at night in tears. Ha ha funny right? Nope. Moistened eyes and clenched fists.

I believe that it is in the nature of women to try and attract the most desirable man they can and hold onto him. I believe it is in the nature of men to have an opportunity to nail the hottest girl he's ever seen in person and then f*ck it up.

Nanny's tonight. 8:30. Ryan Conner is going to do something unheard of in the world of comedy.

PS There is a porn star named Ryan Conner who is a chick. She is hot. I was explaining this to someone the other day and someone else heard me say that 'Ryan Conner is really hot'. I am not weirded out by this.