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Monday, January 23, 2006

Calendar and Kobe

First of all, if you are sports fan or not, Kobe Bryant scored 81 points in a game last night. That's so ridiculous. When Wilt Chamberlain scored 100 (points not women. Holler), no one could cover him because he was taller and stronger than everyone and he just got the ball turned around and dunked it or missed, got his rebound, and dunked it. This, to me is way more impressive. Defenses are better, players are better, everything is tougher and the dude dropped 81 points on professionals. Absurd.

Article Summary:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/sports/?nav=globetop

Here's a little funnydanny calendar fo' that a$$:

January 28: I'm part of a Talent Showcase (music, comedy, magic, dancing... that's just what I'm doing, others will be doing other things) to raise money for HIV research. Here's the address: Performing Arts Center51 Mannakee St.Rockville, MD. Show starts at 6 and will run to 9:30. Huge 500 person theater so it should be fun.

January 31st: I'm back at the Warehouse Next Door with Chris White and Friends for a little DC Comedyfest tune up. Go to www.dccomedyfest.com for details on the show. It will be fun as Larry Poon will be there. I believe this is all that needs to be said.

Feb 3rd: Ryan Conner and I will be performing at the University of Maryland. This will be the hotness and will lead to World Peace. Fear the Turtle. Baltimore Room. Be there Friday night. Times to be announced. Lives to be changed.

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