Things That Are Mint

Here is a list of things that are awesome that I decided to compile today. No particular order here; just great stuff. Happy holidays everybody except for the people that get pissed off about using certain words during the holidays because it misses the entire point of the holidays you self-righteous idiots. Merry Christmas to those people with a nativity scene in your mouthpiece.

The List:

-The first time you ride a bike on your own and think: "I don't need my parents anymore"
-Learning the rules of blackjack and knowing what to do in each circumstance
-Getting your first car and thinking "I don't need my parents anymore"
-Being in high school and having a girl from another school believe everything you tell her about how awesome you are
-The sensation you get when you take the best attempt by a pitcher to get you out and hit a home run. Every person should experience this at least once.
-Having your back scratched by a girl (Not in the 'drawing blood' way)
-Watching your favorite football team on Sunday with your boys
-Making fun of what your buddy did the night before during the commercials
-Lucky Charms
-People who can quote lines from the Big Lebowski
-Chipotle burritos
-Moving back into your parents' house and realizing "thank God for my parents"
-Being the reason people are laughing with you and accepting it when they are laughing at you
-The fact that we have the best computer nerds in the world and they are the reason you can find anything on the internet.com
-Hot streaks
-Farting in public. I don't care who you are, its always funny.
-ESPN
-Girls wearing sundresses
-People Watching at a bar
-Family Guy
-That one friend that everyone has that miss-uses words all the time but gets away with it because he sounds so sure
-Getting drunk and feeling invincible
-Getting drunk and feeling invisible
-When the girl you like calls you back
-Getting over it when she doesn't
-Star Wars
-The satisfaction you get when someone you don't like gets called out for lying in front of a bunch of people
-Receiving compliments about your talent
-Shrimp and Cocktail Sauce
-Being the expert in the room
-Winning an argument
-Wes Anderson movies and people that get them.
-Everyone having different versions of the same story
-Repeat customers
-Madden Football
-Rednecks with racing stripes and ridiculous base on their cars that are suped up to sound like airplanes taking off. Free Comedy
-Toasted Everything Bagels
-1980s music
-being known as a great dancer
-Having a place to stay in any city you might want to venture to because your boys are awesome
-Getting mugged, robbed, and pink eye in the same city and then returning because you aren't afraid anymore
-writing jokes and telling your comedy friends and having them tell you that they like it
-Doug Powell, Rory Scovel, Jon Mumma, Justin Schlegel, Frank Hong, and Ryan Conner. I'm telling you, there is something so huge coming out of DC.
-New bait and getting digits
-Nintendo
-Boba Fett
-The Lord of the Rings
-Old School Rap
-The girl with the amazing eyes that smiles
-Knowing that the guest room at your friends' place is open for you
-Couples that you root for
- 6-4-3
-Highlights of Magic Johnson running the break
-Watching people watch Larry Poon
-Making fun of southern girls with too many first names
-Michael Jordan
-People going to your site
-coaching a kid and the look on his face when it clicks
-Knowing that what you want to do for the rest of your life is to bring people joy
-All the people that support me and who are there for me no matter what.

Thanks everybody and have a great holiday.